Week 1 is behind us. The rust has been knocked off, the lessons have been learned—or completely ignored—and six of the Shed’s finest football minds are once again being entrusted with one simple task: Bring us one winner. That’s it.

Six men will enter the lab separately. Their work will be combined into one beautiful, completely scientifically sound piece of gambling research: The Fellas’ Teaser Ticket.

Choose wisely, gentlemen. Because when five Fellas do their jobs and one man destroys the ticket, the Shed remembers.

Week 2 Picks

• G1: Iowa -14
• G2: Oregon v. Oklahoma State o57
• G3: Tennessee -12.5
• Pablo: Arizona State v. Texas A&M o50.5
• Desk Jockey: Alabama -10.5
• Baby Boy: Oregon -23.5

Standings

• G1: 1-0
• G2: 0-1
• G3: 1-0
• Pablo: 1-0
• Desk Jockey: 0-1
• Baby Boy: 1-0