Guy #1
Also known as: G1, Rainman (not like the Tom Cruise character or Alan from the Hangover)
Occupation: Engineer
Relation to the Shed: Pays the bank monthly for the land underneath it
Investment Strategy: Necessary evil; pays people to simplify investing to 3 categories: safe, moderate, and aggressive
Betting Strategy: Don’t need to be smarter than Vegas, just the average gambler. Loves using statistical models; not smart enough to make one that’s profitable
Guy #2
Also known as: G2, Dupree (The Best that Never Was)
Occupation: Builder (Professional Babysitter)
Relation to the shed: Right Recliner(closest to the charger), every Saturday in the Fall/Winter
Investment Strategy: If I haven’t seen it on reddit than I don’t want it
Betting Strategy: I’m all about feeling, some would say I’m “hooked on a feeling”. If I’m not sweating it out in the 4th, then it ain’t for me
Guy #3
Also known as: G3, Tyco
Occupation: Lawyer
Relation to the Shed: Best man in the Shed Wedding. Appliance donation leader: beer fridge and TV. Currently remote for Shed participation.
Investment Strategy: I always hop on the hype train, often too late to turn a profit. No blue chips.
Betting Strategy: No models or analytics. Twitter, tik tok and a twinkle in my eye combine for an always promising strategy.