Remember when I went on and on about a tailgate for G2 & G3… that’s this week. Sorry to all the IRS accountants I sent on the wrong trail two weeks ago.
The Guys will be GIOOYSAOC’ing this weekend. If you know you know ;). G1 will have to find a way to sneak these songs into the birthday party he’s attending this afternoon:
Akron vs. Kent State U68.5 – Bitter Sweet Symphony by The Verge
It’s always bitter sweet when you wind an Under. It’s cool you won money and all that stuff but you do feel like a buzz kill. (obviously it doesn’t make me feel that bad cause I love unders)
Navy +3 – Into the Ocean by Blue October
Houston’s going into the Ocean today and it ain’t going to work out.
FDC: Clemson -13.5 – Duces by Chris Brown
Clemson’s going to throw up the duces on Syracuse today. It was a nice little story but peace.
Buffalo +7.5 – Forever by Drake and lots of people (you know the song, certified banger)
Need to keep the bangers coming for my “day one.” As the great Drizzy Drake said “like a strained ankle, boy (Buffalo) ain’t nothing to play with.”
Georgia Southern vs. Old Dominion U67 – Let You Down by Zach Bryan
I hope both these teams let their offensive coordinators down today.
FDC: UCLA vs. Oregon U70.5 – IDGAF by Dua Lipa
IDGAF if UCLA and Oregon always score a butload of points. I’m taking the UNDER!!!!!
Maryland -14 – River by Bishop Brigs
I think points for Maryland are going to be flowing like a river in this one.
FDC: Stanford -2.5 – My Last by Big Sean & Chris Brown
Last week was the last week I sit there and not bet the model’s Stanford pick.
FDC: Mississippi State vs. Alabama O61 – Waiting All Night by Rudimental
I’ll save the story of the time I spent 5 minutes explaining to Mrs. Shed how this song would make an awesome football hype video song. But… I think both teams could use some highlights from today’s game in their hype videos next week.
FDC: TCU -3.5 – Dirty Paws by Of Monsters and Men
Not that intimidating of a song, I know…. But the K-State “Power Cat” paws are going to be dirty after the Horny Toads put them in the ground.
HONORARY G2 SONG:
South Carolina +3 – On To The Next One by Jay-Z & Swizz Beatz
G2 has declared this one his “nuts on the table” pick. So I figured the song choice was fitting. Let’s see if he can “ball on the corner.”